Back-to-School Survival Kit (For Teachers Who've Seen Some Things)
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Let’s be honest — back-to-school season isn’t a Pinterest board.
It’s a battlefield of glue sticks, rogue Chromebooks, and that one student who already knows your coffee order. ☕
If you’ve made it through more than one first week, you’ve likely developed some coping mechanisms—like sarcasm, caffeine, or quietly muttering “I don’t get paid enough for this” before the bell rings.
So this year?
We’re helping you pack a real survival kit.
Forget the flair pens. Forget the sticker charts.
You need laughs, comfort, and credibility — preferably in soft cotton.
🟨 Phase One: Signal Your Sanity (Or What’s Left of It)
- August Survival Mode Activated – Checklists, caffeine, and chaos? All systems go.
- Back to School 2025-2026 – Loud. Friendly. First-week hallway-ready.
- WARNING: I’m Still in Summer Mode – Because mentally, you’re still at the beach.
- Don’t Wanna Go – A fan favorite. A teacher truth. A universal mood.
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🟩 Phase Two: Prepare for Incoming Parents
- Meet the Parents Survivor – Because Back-to-School Night is its own reality show.
- Because I’m the Teacher – Retro sass. Perfect for setting the tone.
- 5-Star Teacher – For when your lesson plans are flawless and your patience isn’t.
- Because I’m the Principal – Pairs perfectly with the teacher version. Dynamic duo style.
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🧨 Phase Three: Mentally Prepare for October (And Beyond)
- Totally Committed (Sept. to Nov.) – From fully functional to barely holding it together.
- September Survival Mode Activated – For round two of organized chaos.
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📚 Final Bell Ringing
You’ve got the lesson plans.
You’ve got the emergency chocolate stash.
You’ve got the attitude of a warrior poet with a whiteboard marker.
Now you’ve got the wardrobe to match.
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We’ll handle the funny.
You handle the classroom chaos — in style.